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Reports coming in from Brazil say that a 16-year-old boy has died after tossing himself off 42 times — without stopping.
The boy’s mother has told local newspapers in the Goiás region of Brazil that her son had an addiction to bopping the baloney, and she planned on getting him professional help so he could beat his addiction, and not his bishop. But the mother seemingly acted too late, because her unnamed son began a wank marathon at the stroke of midnight and reportedly tugged himself off 42 times. He was pronounced dead at the scene, the cause of death has not been released.
The boy’s school friends have spoken out about their friend’s addiction, some say he invited them to webcam with him. Following his death the boy’s room was searched and a large cache of jazz mags and bongo videos were discovered. The boy apparently had eclectic tastes and was easily aroused by any type of women.

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